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The Battle of the Old Oak Tree

The foul vermin horde swarmed out of the north, intent on striking a psychological blow on the good folk of the forest by cutting down the Old Oak Tree. Rallying from all corners of the domain to protect the tree were the Mouse Guard, the otters of Finnegan the Blade’s tribe, and Captain Burdock Rabscuttle’s Wide Patrol of hares. The vermin horde of the evil rat Rufer, supported by the villain Durge the Wolverine and the nefarious warlock rat Skurr had to make it to the Oak Tree and put four cuts into it before the valiant woodland folk could stop them. In an epic oversight, there was no turn limit in this scenario…

The vermin horde spilled directly out of the north, tumbling in from the craggy mountains and harsh badlands, murder on their hateful minds. The valiant Mouse Guard came from the west, moving to secure the River Camp before joining the fray. Finnegan the Blade’s otter tribe used the Hidden River to arrive, deploying just on the south side between the Hidden River and the Old Oak Tree. Captain Rabscuttle’s Wide Patrol bounded in from the southeast, coming between Lookout Hill and the South Hill. The four armies were on a collision course; the villainous rats and their murderous champions had to be stopped!

The Vermin Horde had the initiative! Their main force pushed directly into the Oak Tree Down, moving between the Lonely Copse and Lookout Hill. Flankers were deployed, Skurr and some rat bodyguards moved toward the Lonely Copse, while a lone sword-rat moved toward Lookout Hill. The main force formed a skirmish line of rat slingers supported by the heavily armored Durge, a ferocious anti-badger wolverine. Rabscuttle’s Wide Patrol, consisting of Captain Burdock Rabscuttle himself, Sgt. Bounder the spear-hare, and Cpl. Dand-0 Flatfoot the archer-hare, moved around Lookout Hill to plant themselves before the Hidden River in an attempt to head the main force off and join forces with Finn’s otters. The Mouse Guard had trouble mobilizing effectively, stringing themselves out from the River Camp to the Old Fence.

And this was just the first of forty (40) rounds…

Finn’s otters, consisting of Finnegan the Blade himself and Fletcher the archer-otter, linked up with the hare Wide Patrol on the north side of the Hidden River. The two forces consolidated momentarily and traded some ranged volleys with the rat-slingers of the Vermin Horde. The Vermin Horde approached cautiously while the Mouse Guard tried to consolidate and move toward the Lonely Copse, though “Mouse Captain the Inevitable Martyr” moved far out ahead of his reluctant troopers. Shooting from the cover of his friends, Fletcher the archer-otter managed to put an arrow into the face of a rat-slinger. The wretched creature’s death throes were horrific, causing the bulk of the Vermin Horde to lose faith momentarily. Durge the wolverine-champion stood fast while the rats of the Horde rallied to Rufur’s banner, though there were some deaths in the panicked stampede.

Gripped with righteous fury, Finn, Burdock, and Bounder charge toward the isolated Durge in an attempt to overpower him while his messmates were cowering around the banner far behind him. The Mouse Captain, in his own battle fever, moved into hand-to-hand with an elite sword-rat at the edge of the Lonely Copse. Finn runs through an elite sword-rat, the only one who stood with Durge, while Burdock and Bounder fail to find a gap in Durge’s heavy armor. The fortunes of war change dramatically, with the Mouse Captain pushing back his quarry, only to be transfixed and slain by Skurr’s foul magic and his bodyguard. Captain Rabscuttle is dealt a mortal blow by Durge, falling dead in the midst of battle. Dand-O Flatfoot manages to hold his own against four rat-slingers who have returned to support Durge, but cannot strike true.

Durge knocks Finnegan down and slays him mercilessly, leaving Fletcher to carry on alone. Sergeant Bounder pushes in, and the two are deadlocked in the middle of the field. The Mouse Guard is struggling to regroup, their movement slow and their troops discouraged by the death of their Captain. The Vermin Warlord Rufur moves in after Fletcher, knocking him down. Fletcher manages to regain his feet, but while trying to get his distance Rufur takes advantage of the otter’s momentary distraction and runs him through, disemboweling him gruesomely. Seeing their chance, the Vermin Horde surges forward, lead by Durge, who makes straight for the Old Oak Tree. Meanwhile, at the Old Oak Tree, Finnegan the Other Blade arrives out of the south, touching the Old Oak Tree for luck before moving to meet the foul Durge. Rufur shoves a Mouse Guard trooper into a tree at the skirmish at the Lonely Copse, knocking mouse-slinger down.

Rufur takes a moment to consolidate his rat-slingers. The organization he provides them assists them in a volley, knocking Dand-O off his feet. Dand-O stands defiantly, but is too shaken to retaliate immediately. Finn the Other Blade stands in the middle of the Hidden River and issues a challenge to the approaching Durge, who is approaching cautiously, unsure of the depth and flow of the waters. The Vermin Horde maneuvers but takes no immediate violent actions, much to their immediate regret. Moving up to high ground, Dand-O sticks Rufur with an arrow while the rat’s back is turned. The violent death of the Vermin Warlord sends his rats into a wild panic. Sergeant Bounder spears a fleeing rat, then turns to charge across the battlefield. Unable to penetrate the armor on Durge, Bounder sprints across Oak Tree Down and makes a passing attack on Skurr the rat-warlock, knocking him down. Seizing the opening, a Mouse Guard trooper steps in and cuts the fallen Skurr down. Finn the Other remains in the Hidden River, pleased as he watches a Mouse Guard knock another rat down.

The Vermin Horde is in disarray and does not manage to do much immediately following the death of Skurr. Dand-O, from his vantage point on Lookout Hill, puts an arrow into a rat-slinger, killing him. The rats of the Vermin Horde, seeing that they’ve lost their Warlord and his pet warlock and half of their own messmates, abandon the field in droves. All that is left after this break in morale is Durge, the stalwart wolverine champion. Durge plods on toward the Old Oak Tree, intent on cutting it down no matter what. The good folk of the forest, having isolated the dread champion, surround him and attempt to overwhelm his defenses. In a sudden change of tactics Durge lumbers toward Dand-O Flatfoot, forcing the hare, who had abandoned Lookout Hill to get a better range, back toward the east. The remaining sergeant from the Mouse Guard rallies his two surviving mouse-slingers, organizing them to better volley against Durge. Finn the Other moves out of the Hidden River to block in Durge, who is unable to catch Dand-O

The rolling brawl moves closer to the Old Fence and the Hidden River. Sergeant Bounder, attempting a series of running strikes, misjudges his distance and Durge catches him by the Old Fence. The two battle, moving their brawl toward the Hidden River. The brawny vermin hammers the valiant hare down, striking poor Bounder dead. The incensed Dand-O abandons his reason and charges across the battle field to meet Durge in hand to hand to revenge his sergeant. Finn the Other and the Mouse Guard rush in to support Dand-O, and the wolverine finds himself surrounded and set upon from all sides.

Durge makes a mighty blow upon Finn the Other’s head, knocking him down, then reverses direction and rushes on the Mouse Guard. There is a lot of confusion, and everyone still left alive on the field is involved in this vicious hand to hand combat. Finn the Other makes a reckless attack and Durge slips under his guard, killing him (again). The mouse-slingers make a brave effort, but are dispatched rather effortlessly by the riled up wolverine. Durge, at last free from the woodland creatures, makes it to the edge of the Hidden River. Unfortunately for the plans of the Horde, Durge finds the river is too swift and deep for a warrior as heavily armored as he. But determined to complete his mission he heads southeast to round the South Hill and bypass the Hidden River entirely.

Durge plods relentlessly on, shrugging off the arrows that Dand-O sends into him one after the other. He is knocked down several times, and the last surviving Mouse Guard attempts to time his attacks to slay that maddened beast while he is down. As Durge begins to round the South Hill he is once again knocked to his knees by a well placed arrow. Rushing in to strike him while he is compromised, the Mouse Guard makes a fatal error. Calling forth a second wind, Durge catches the attacking mouse by surprise, stabbing him in the gut as he rises to defend himself from the mouse’s opportunistic blow. Durge trudges on with Dand-O following just out of his charge range, shooting arrow after arrow into the beast’s armored back.

The Old Oak Tree is under attack! Covered with blood, much of it now his own, and decorated with dozens of arrow shafts from Dand-O’s bow, the weary champion begins to chop down the iconic tree. Dand-O Flatfoot is the only woodland creature surviving, and all he can do is loose shaft after shaft as the relentless wolverine hacks away. Durge swings with tired limbs, stumbling as arrows thud home through his armor and into his thick hide. Dand-O believes Durge is dead several times, but the wolverine still struggles to rise, sometimes making it to his feet to take yet another strike at the Old Oak Tree. Three fourths of the way through the mighty tree’s trunk, blade raised to deliver the final strike, Durge stops. He has been struck too many times. A final arrow slams into his hide, his armor torn and full of holes. It’s too much, and the relentless Vermin champion finally falls dead.

Corporal Dand-O Flatfoot is all that remains. The Vermin Horde lay dead across the downs or is running back north, leaderless and panicked. The heroic woodland creatures are scattered across the battle field, dead and dying, covered with death and glory. It has been a horrific and tragic day, but the Old Oak Tree still stands…

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Fitness Report 22Apr11

Waist – 46.5″

Weight – 244.8#

Body Fat Percentage – 35.2%(scale)/xx%(A.F.C.)

Overweight by – 54.8 pounds

Exercising – No!

Dieting –No!

I feel – Exhausted all the time!

OK, hear me out on this… I lost a whole bunch of weight and felt great. Then my knee complicated my life, then I went to Europe and then I sort of got REALLY busy with school. I know, these are all excuses. And excuses don’t mean shit, right? So, all the stress from school and broken down middle aged body aside, I really can do better than this. It’s just a matter of focusing. I mean, I know I can do it, because I have before. It’s a matter of attention span with me. I have one of those body types that means I really need to keep at it. I’ll never be Steve Reeves, but I can at least be “Under 200# Max” again. So, getting back on track means getting back to keeping track, and since the depressing, dreary winter is gone I’ll be back out to walking and jogging in the evenings. And working on that diet. On the up side, I’ve been keeping to my oath about recreational drinking, so even if it hasn’t been helping me lose weight it’s been helping me not be as fat and stupid acting as I could have been, and have been in the past.

To reset the milestones: I’m basically 245, so I’m going to work on getting to -240. 5 or 10 pound increments after that. Then maybe I’ll see under 200 again, and then get down past my 190 target.

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Site Revisions & Whatnot

I think I’ve got this new look figured out. WordPress changed my theme on me a while back, and it turns out the theme they changed me to was a revision of my old one. I’ve got a lot more options available to me now, and I also understand a bit more about how to do all this. So I’ve taken the opportunity to overhaul RA.

The tagline of RA is “Budo, The Heathen Gods, and Right Living”. This reflects the breakdown of my beliefs as to what leads to a positive life. The categories reflect this understanding now, with sub-categories falling under one of these three main ideas. The pages have been reorganized as well, partly to reflect this. It’s a bit gimmicky, but the pages are now themed after rooms of a house. I’ve sat here for a few minutes trying to justify this in some cool, intellectual way, but the end result is that I just like it so that’s what I did.

I have removed the sidebar and migrated some of the information found there to the footer. Things like the blogroll may end up on the Veranda page, I haven’t decided yet. But the biggest difference is that this means the feature area is now much wider. I did this to accommodate the comics and stuff I draw (when I actually do draw them), as 500 pixels wide was kind of cramping my style. And if you’ve read Iron Lawyers of Mars you know that my style needs all the help it can get. So there is that, but the upshot is that some of my old posts will be wonky because they were formatted for the old width. I may get around to fixing them, but probably not. Just redoing all the categories on the posts is proving tedious, boring and “I don’t want to do it”. I’ve currently got half of the posts re-categorized, and I’m working from the oldest to the newest.

Along the lines of redoing the categories based on these three “pillars”, I’ve also decided to add a more dedicated direction to each of the three of them. This website started out as a sort of “productivity” blog (or whatever, I’m really not sure), but sort of moved toward being useful for my hobbies while having random posts about the other two themes here and there. I always meant to do more Asatru stuff here, but it’s taken me this long to get around to organizing it effectively. I really wasn’t sure how I wanted to do it, but now I have it figured out.

What I’m going to do it this: I am going to keep the Ve & Stalli page as an organizer area, and when I write an essay (not just an event post) about Asatru related things I’m going to link it there. So that page will serve as a sort of table of contents for pertinent things I put in the blog. I have a project in mind to cull some of my forum posts from here and there throughout the years and work them into essays, and then publish and organize them here. So over time this site, or at least the area on the site set aside for it, will become a sort of library of my take on Heathenry. My agenda for that has always been to show a modern, moderate side to Heathenry, a positive face to demystify it for curious outsiders, and possibly to engage with other Asatruar similar to myself.

Similar idea for the Budo aspect. I have less to say about Budo that may be controversial, though. But it’s important to me, so I figured that I should do something with it here. Also, I’m planning on going back to the Kansas City club this evening. I think the weather is nice enough!



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